My Brothers and Sisters!!

We have been patiently waiting in the shadows for our time to come, to the point when many forgot about the Forkliftian powers that lay in wait.
But now, on this day the 21st of July 2007, the signal has been given, the yellow flag of the Forklift has been raised, and now..... WE RISE!!!!
Unveiling a veil so veily that nobody could possibly know what the fuck was behind it to reveal the chaos, the madness, the utter HAX0RSSSSNESS That is the Forkliftians.

Now is the time!!! Now is the moment when we all, under the yellow flag of the forklift, must march and spread the word of madness and forklifts everywhere!!

Those who oppose us will DIE!!! Those who join us will receive a gift voucher for 10% off at repco auto parts, and a pat on the back.

And so we begin stage one;
ALL OF YOU FORKY FUCKS must go through DA with a metaphorical flaming pitchfork and post mad nonsensical rants while spreading the dark word of the Forklift. You may be as brazen or clandestine as you wish, as long as the word is spread. We have the strength, now we need the numbers.

GO MY PRETTIES!!! FLY!! FLY THE FLAG OF MADNESS AND FORKLIFTS!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!